Shaggy – Church Heathen [Lyrics]

Lyrics to Shaggy’s monster dancehall smash ‘Church Heathen’ – a satirical take on Jamaican church-going.

Shaggy:
ahh haa
if yuh tek this too serious
then yuh really need some church

Chorus:
Them Feel Say Tru Them Go A Church Their Sins Dont Need Forgiving Forgiving
Them Really Gone From Bad To Worse With Them yah Careless Living Living

Shaggy:
Me ah boy No Go Church From How Long
Rather Sleep through the morning
and put on a slam
but mi woman she a pressure me fi go confession
so mi decide fi go and kill the conversation
so mi sit down right beside sister Pam
who ah tell me everything about di Congregation
bout sister paulette and her gay husband
and how she a still a sleep with the mini bus man
sister Gwen claim she a christian
but ah last night dem catch her in ah stone love session
she a do the dutty dance to de matterhorn song
and a say she get de thing dem from Baby Cham

Chorus:
Them Feel Say Tru Them Go A Church Their Sins Dont Need Forgiving Forgiving
Them Really Gone From Bad To Worse Wid dem yah Careless Living Living

Shaggy:
she all ah tell mi about the one deacon
who ah drive the big Benz
ah where him get money from
thats why nobody nah want give no collection
now see the church roof ah leak
ah wah him really deh pan
every sunday is a competition
mi see nuff ah dem a gwaan like dem in ah name brand
that deh setin wah she ah wear come out ah some trunk bottom
with deh canfah ball smell dat ah no new fashion
then she proceed fi talk bout dem man dem
only come ah service fi look church woman
and fi fool up deh gyal talk about religion
but mi could say nothing because mi know mi ah one

Chorus:
Them Feel Say Tru Them Go A Church Their Sins Dont Need Forgiving Forgiving
Them Really Gone From Bad To Worse With Them yah Careless Living Living

Shaggy:
Next sunday nah miss me( hear mi )
soap opera cant sweet so( hear mi)
just sight some choir sista(hear mi)
haffi secure mi walk through the pearly gates

Shaggy:
Next sunday nah miss me( hear mi )
soap opera cant sweet so( hear mi)
just sight some choir sista(hear mi)
haffi secure mi walk through the pearly gates

Shaggy:
Me ah boy No Go Church From How Long
Rather Sleep through the morning
and put on a slam
but mi woman she ah pressure me fuh go confession
so mi decide fi go and kill the conversation
so mi sit down right beside sister Pam
who ah tell me everything about the Congregation
bout sister paulette and her gay husband
and how she ah still ah sleep with the mini bus man
sister Gwen claim she ah christian
but ah last night dem catch her in ah stone love session
she a do the dutty dance to de matterhorn song
and say she get de thing them from Baby Cham

Chorus:
Them Feel Say Tru Them Go A Church Their Sins Dont Need Forgiving Forgiving
Them Really Gone From Bad To Worse With Them yah Careless Living Living

Chorus:
Them Feel Say Tru Them Go A Church Their Sins Dont Need Forgiving Forgiving
Them Really Gone From Bad To Worse With Them yah Careless Living Living

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